To the tune of Mr. Sandman:

Mister Taxman, bring me a dream!
Please make my rebate a benefit scheme,
With forms more complex than Christie Whodunnits,
And employ people who can't count to run it!

Taxman, I'm broke as stone,
Ain't got no money to call my own
So please give me that rebate scheme!
Mister Taxman - bring me a dream!

Mister Taxman, bring me a dream!
Please make my rebate a benefit scheme,
And overpay me as much as you can please
The nation's got the cash and I want sparklies!

Taxman, I'm broke as stone,
Ain't got no money to call my own
So please give me that rebate scheme!
Mister Taxman - bring me a dream!

Mister Taxman, bring me a dream!
Make it so spangly it can't help but gleam,
And pretend government is getting the sums right
While losing seven million ev'ry weeknight!

Taxman, give me some dough,
So I can bankroll my bitch and my ho;
Bingo costs more than it might seem!
Mister Taxman bring me a dream!

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Watch this space for the next installment of "Will mocks people through parody song" - "I get knocked up," by Loose-humping.

-Wm.